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subjectively meaningless

an activity that is objectively useful to everyone you know, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you.
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless and fucktarded

boy 2) just ignore your computer illiterate. her opinion is subjectively meaningless, meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.
by Sexydimma November 5, 2012
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Double Texting Subjects

When someone sends you a text message, changing the subject, before you have the chance to reply to the previous one. By the time you reply to both, your conversation is now more than one topic. It's like talking to 3 or more people, but it's really only one.
"I'm getting a headache from double texting subjects. I can't text to my daughter about one thing at a time. Before I know it, she's texting about 5 different things and it's difficult to keep up with what we're talking about".
by M.C. Jarina May 31, 2015
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subject wannabe

When a person is talking about a certain famous act (such as a band), and another follower in the conversation decides to say that he/she likes them, yet they can only name their most notable work because they hear it as often as everybody else because. This is usually carried out because they want to appeal to or impress their target of interest.
Person 1: dude i love muse they're so awesome

Person 2: same here

Person 1: can you name two songs by them besides uprising and resistance

Person 2: nope

Person 1: wow what a subject wannabe...
by Rya13 April 12, 2011
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Test Subject 37

Scientist: oh no, it can't be yo-you died you can't be here!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!
by Tires The Great God February 9, 2021
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subject pong

The activity of deflecting a specific subject to avoid answering questions.
When asked why Josh was failing at his job, Josh engaged in a game of subject pong to avoid answering the question and confuse the conversation.
by Tomcat2023 November 29, 2023
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