stroke

N: Used to describe a person who hasn't a clue. Metaphor for not even being worth the entire act of masterbation, only a small part therof.

"Buddy is asking out my x-girlfriend"
"He's such a stroke"

by Bart Smartly April 26, 2004

stroke

when your brain goes dumb and can't process.

I had a stroke reading that.

by ChinnyChin01 January 28, 2020

stroke

when someone has a stroke while typing

person 1: hey man how's ur night going?

person 2: its pretty gooerijgjf;oeihfijehfuyernifurhbfjrhjkefgjehfjirheiferifvrefkjnrfrnfkefnkfnkvnfkjvnkfnvkjfnjvnfrnvorjhfoerjkfklerjwlkfjrfoihj2gjfirngvhrvufhrkvjrihjfklwmqdlkw,skwms.qpkewkofrbvnoewkdnvbutgjvocwjdciuegyfyueinrfhyurfjierndnewjidnewjndehjbjewndejhwbfhuendhefbhejnhdhuebfiendkjed

person 1: are you having a stroke?!?!?!?11/!/?

by whywhyWHYY September 28, 2019

stroke

intercourse, have sex,

D: me and that girl went home and stroked

by D5 January 29, 2003

stroke

An individual who comes to a casino, especially to a craps table and makes bets that have the primary purpose of confusing the dealers and slowing down the pace of the game.

"That jerkoff who wanted to buy the 5 and 9 for $24 each and then press both to a $38 buy on each and put the change on the hard 8 was a real stroke."

by T Pimp February 16, 2006

stroke

person who sits closest to the coxswain; a person who exemplifies retardedness; an ignorant individual

Dude, quit acting like a stroke.

by jeffrodesiac August 12, 2003

strokes

At least in central-Indiana and possibly beyond, "stroke(s)" can refer to (a) jokester(s) and/or someone/people who does/do not live up to their promise or word.

Nobody else showed up for that regional frat-house meeting at Purdue except our house. Those other chapters are a bunch o' strokes.

by Brown1980 May 14, 2007