statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

statisticalistic

A word used when one doesn’t know whether a statement is scientific, mathematics or when one is to dumb to understand it’s meaning thus forth pronounced statisticalistic.

“What ever the heck you just said, that was very statisticalistic.”

by Jimminiecricket123 November 30, 2017

Statisticated

When someone owns you with some statistics

'get statisticated mate'

by wavey76 March 2, 2018

stalistick

fucking up worse than usual and will haunt u for the rest of your life

that guy just got stalistick

by jamejamesjamesjamesjamesjames December 14, 2018

Statisticated

When you see statistics questions with mixture of Maths, Government, Forestry and English in it.

Life scientists were Statisticated today at CBT.

by WILF OC February 13, 2020

statistic

A number compared to another or several other numbers

Example one :
Person 1: here's a statistic i found on the FBI website :13% of the population commits 50% of all violent crime
Person 2: Based ! i will show this to Tyrone

Example two:
Person 1: I found a statistic online ! Jews are 2% of the US population but also 26% of the elite (meaning actors, producers, directors, and anything else related to Hollywood, journalists, CEO of big businesses, multimillionaires and billionaires). ain't that crazy
Person 3: bro you're so anti-semitic
Person 1: problem, kike ?

by JowJow__ March 7, 2020

Statistics yuh

Statistics

Statistics yuh statistics yuh yuh

by Pinche Jonny wey January 21, 2021