squantswise

Southern idiom for something that is crooked or off angle.

That porch is built squantswise.

by Sparky919 January 10, 2024

Squantanious

Being squantaious is a privilege. If one is deemed squantanious thou hoists the highest level of sigmaitis ever known to be achieved.

"Wow you know who's not squantanious, Haiden"

by HaidenHater_911 February 10, 2026

Squant

1. To express annoyance, judgment, or disapproval through a nonverbal gesture or facial expression, often in a subtle or passive-aggressive manner.
2. To silently “tell someone off” without the use of words.

• I walked into the room late, and a few people squanted without saying anything.

• When I brought up the topic again, she gave a quick squant and changed the subject.

by Hammerslice December 11, 2025

Splonald Squanson

Splonald Squanson is a man who walks through life not knowing where he may rest his head. But as long as he has his mixture of illicit drugs, he will be ok.

This man also may smell of carrots, and will have a creamy demeanor about him. You've been warned.

Member of the Dean Koontz family tree.

"You're a real Splonald Squanson."

"Guzuntite."

by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021