Nancy Splenda

A fusion term of “negative Nancy” and “Splenda packet”. Used to describe someone who is unable and/or unwilling to display cheer, or who is unwilling or otherwise not open to unearthing positivity in negative moments

Wow, I tried to see how she was and she just one-lined me. What a Nancy Splenda!

by sigmapopsicle March 28, 2020

Splenda Bitch

Someone who is so fake to the point where you don't even know what they're trying to be.

Girl 1: Oh my God, is that Becca?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah, she's such a splenda bitch.
Girl 1: Agreed!

by professional hoe October 14, 2015