southern pie

An erroneously-named dish, vastly popular in London and the home counties of the UK since the turn of the 21st century. Despite the name, Southern Pie is actually *not* a pie - but instead a washy casserole with a soggy pastry lid.

The dish consists of a filling - almost always with a meat component and often vegetables and gravy - and is served in a Bernardaud Ecume or equally wanky overpriced bowl, with the lazy chef adding a garnish of puff pastry on top of the dish, almost as if he didn't give a fuck that the "pie" he's serving isn't a pie, despite costing £14 before the customer even thinks about a side.
"She's having the fish, and I'll have the Southern Pie, bruvnor"
by AftyUK January 28, 2016
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Southern bidet

When your taking a shit and a large turd splashes water onto your hole after dropping cleaning it thoroughly
My turd was so big it gave me a southern bidet!
by P-kanus October 30, 2016
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southern jetstream

When you put ball or ass sweat in a air humidifier.
Bruh I southern jetstreamed my friend last night while he was sleeping.
by Dino Nuggets April 10, 2019
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Southern Hospitality

Southern Hospitality is a family, or individual helping another, just because its the right thing to do. People call it Southern Hospitality because people from the South are known to be nice folks. If someone comes knocking on the door needing food, or a place to stay for the night, most people down here will gladly help.
random person knocking on the door- Hello Ma'am, im in terrible need of some food, do you think you've got a little to spare?
Woman-Yes sir, just come on in and ill fix you up a plate!
random person-Thank you for your Southern Hospitality ma'am
by southern belle. August 16, 2009
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Southern vampire

When a girl is on her period and someone eats her out gettin blood n shit all over their mouth, thusly lookin like a vampire.
Girl: im on my period.
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty
by Bob a lob June 14, 2008
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southern gay

Gay but in the southern sense. A country twang is required and a Southern Gay is a gentlemen for his fellow gentlemen.
Clay Aiken and Lance Bass are the most prominent Southern Gays. Also prevalent at many universities in the South.
by Patricia Brown October 07, 2007
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southern can

Rear-end
I'll kick you in your southern can
by download13 July 17, 2010
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