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Snark Brained

/snärk breɪnd/ • adjective

1. concerned with or involving the structured harassment and dissemination of misinformation directed towards a targeted individual for the purpose of filling the empty hole in your jobless life.

2. having loss of perspective in regards to objective reality while accusing others of constantly hallucinating or consuming stimulants.
Anisa's husband's content used to be funny and smart, but since he got all snark brained he isn't making much sense.
by nancy soulcycle May 5, 2025
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Snark

Noun: A snappy remark, not a yell
Verb: *to snark* to apply these snappy remarks
*snarked, snarking*
*student mumbles in class to other student*
Teacher: "this isn't recess."
Students:*later* "we were snark ed at in class today."
by Josi Johnson October 25, 2017
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SNARK

A canine that is a mix of Doberman, Rotteweiler, Pit Bull, (and maybe Boxer, Bloodhound and Pointer)
Damn, Snark just jumped up on the couch and stomped my nuts, then Snarked me in the face!!!
by Snark Master December 3, 2010
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Snark

A sudden snoring sound that is unexpected and loud. A snoring bark, a snark.
I don't mind quiet snoring, like a background soft droning sound, but a snark can wake me up with a start.
by Tasmanian Tiger May 28, 2018
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Snark

When you cover someone else's nose with your mouth and cover their mouth with your hand and blow into their nose.

Usually performed on people that are intoxicated, lightly or otherwise however, mostly on people that don't know its coming.
I am going to snark you if you don't shut up right now!
by No_Bacon May 15, 2019
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dark snark

Snarky female with a depressed dark world view. Basically the character Daria from the MTV show Daria.
Anything Daria says is an example of dark snark “My biggest fear right now is that I’ll wake up and this conversation won’t be a dream.”
by Flanders292 May 3, 2018
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Snark

Tom: you’re a snark
Bitch: what’s a snark
Tom: look in the fuckin mirror
by Jawks man January 31, 2018
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