Smoosh

Smoosh means to squish someone's face and smother it with kisses. Usually used in a romantic connotation.
"You're so cute, I am totally going to smoosh your face."
by menareuseless April 24, 2020
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Smoosh

a generalized derogatory term to describe someone immaterial to race, gender, or religious preference.
You are a Smoosh
by BlinkDewie September 11, 2023
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Smoosh

An animal or person displaying qualities of being affectionate and wanting cuddly or cuteness-related attention.
The kitten has big smoosh energy: always striving to be in my lap, purring, and soliciting pets!
My girlfriend is a total smoosh when she’s sleepy, happily cuddling with me closely for hours at a time.
by KarithianColes March 05, 2022
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smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.
Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'
by ZeroCool73 April 02, 2016
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Smoosh Corner

A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.
Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.
by SilkyMeatloaf September 05, 2019
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Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing
Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."
by NorhternRedneck January 06, 2012
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Smooshed

When you at the club and yo nigga pull off with a fat bitch and leave you smooshed in the parking lot with yo homegirl
by Meeks love April 14, 2019
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