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Seatfucker

A person who is sexually attracted to specifically Car Seats.
Todd: Hey Mike. Why is there a stain on my new cloth car seat?
Mike: i fucked your car seat...
Todd: goddamn Seatfucker...
by Seatfucker64 July 20, 2023
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Sportfuck

Verb. The action of choosing sexual partnership with another where sex is a sport, and the players are the partners involved in the sexual acts and sex events.

Similar to Friends with Benefits, but without the mutual expected respect of friendship. Strangers are more likely to be sportfucking than friends or acquaintances.

The stranger fuck can often be the same as the sportfuck purely for pleasure and street cred.
How could such an obvious sportfuck where Lane and Barron didn't know one another's names for months evolve into a happy marriage?
by KaRonica June 23, 2024
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Shatfucked

The act of serious, hard, fucking but getting shit in the vagina or anal hole after a loud fart.
Sam: “Ah Man, Jennie I couldn’t hold it in anymore.”

Jennie: “What do you mean? Did you cum?”
Sam: “I accidentally Shat in your holes, that’s shit not cum.I think I shatfucked you.”
Jennie sat in silence, while Sam got up and left her there.
by Kaileyyuki August 16, 2024
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