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Concealed slingshot 

A slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. Aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.
Principal- What's in the backpack Dave?
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.

Kentucky SlingShot 

Usually during a blow job, you nut into a girl's nose and have her hock a loogie so she spits out a mucus-cum ball back onto your dick.
Rocco: Hey dude, my girl gave me a Kentucky Slingshot last night!

Kory: That's disgusting bro
Kentucky SlingShot by Yung Lad April 26, 2019

Junkie Slingshot

When you take a girls tampon out and twirl it like a propeller, slinging an over spray of blood across her face like a clogged needle.
The way the junkie slingshot reflected in her sparkling eyes, i knew she was marriage material.
Junkie Slingshot by NAFT69 August 4, 2020

frosting slingshot 

When a man cums in a condom, then takes it off, and shoots the condom at his partner like you would a rubber band.

Fauci Slingshot

When you shoot your load into the mask and then sling shot it into her face. As she screams Fauci.
We were fucking wish masks on when I was about to cum then turned her around, she pulled the mask away from her face and in shot my load in it then she let go like a sling shot all while screaming Fauci. The Fauci Slingshot
Fauci Slingshot by Jumblez March 8, 2022

Ukrainian Slingshot 

The act of grabbing someone’s testicles from behind and pulling them back till they sling forward.
“Yo Jonathan gave Timmy the old Ukrainian slingshot in the locker room.”