Simmons

The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.

"Who is that? She's gorgeous must be a Simmons..."

by hustlersss October 13, 2013

simmer

to relax, chill out and take it easy.

"Jessica, just needs to simmer."
"I might just simmer at home tonight."
"Just simmer down."

by GStylls May 23, 2006

simmer down pot roast

A phrase used to get someone to calm down and relax.

Whoa there....simmer down pot roast.

by von Goat March 27, 2009

Foamer Simpson

When a Beer is poured or cracked and foams at the top.

JC cracked a Bapple and the foam came rose out of the can. “JC bro you got a foamer Simpson.”

by Foamer Simpson January 10, 2023

i hate simps

i hate simps mean we no want simps A simp is a person who did too much for a girl or man.

John: i literally brought a house for her and she rejected me Jack: I hate simps

by A stroke October 28, 2020

simmer down

simmer down - in northen england meaning to 'calm down'

That girl looks like shes in a rage! 'simmer down' love!

by yeiizcool November 14, 2010

Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?

Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"

by Fearman February 23, 2008