Shui Zhu Yu

The sexual act of pepper spraying someone in their vagina and eating them out afterwards. Also goes by the names "Hotpot", "Spicy Fish Soup", and "French Brunch".
Person A: "So, how did the date go?"
Person B: "Oh you know, watched a movie, took her to dinner, then treated her to some Shui Zhu Yu afterwards."
Person A: "What the fuck."
by BackyardiganTwiced October 31, 2021
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Finger shui

Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.
Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!
by 4realazitgits April 05, 2021
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dump shui

The perfectly balanced atmosohere created for the ultimate confort during defication.
Bro, the dump shui in your bathroom is on point.

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by oPtaylor March 07, 2016
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Shuy

Most used up north as a way to say “ew” or “gross”
-“I’ll boogit on you
-“Shuy”
by HickoryDick May 19, 2023
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shuy!

'shuy' is a conjunction used by native ppl to show their distaste.
shuy! why are you talking to ur ex again!
by officialernestmonias January 29, 2024
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Fuck Shui

I need to organize my office, right now it is totally Fuck Shui
by PTheDestroyer April 12, 2019
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Fuck Shui

Used to describe extensive but failed efforts of a home owner to make their residence attractive and welcoming, particularly where the end result is ugly and overwhelming in its nature.
I like the floor plan of this house, but the neon wall paints and all the creepy photos of children really fuck shui’d the place.
by Butter and Bread August 10, 2018
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