by PTheDestroyer April 12, 2019
Get the Fuck Shui mug.Used to describe extensive but failed efforts of a home owner to make their residence attractive and welcoming, particularly where the end result is ugly and overwhelming in its nature.
I like the floor plan of this house, but the neon wall paints and all the creepy photos of children really fuck shui’d the place.
by Butter and Bread August 10, 2018
Get the Fuck Shui mug.Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.
Also, the concept of interior design moreover.
Also, the concept of interior design moreover.
An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.
by FuzzyBS July 6, 2011
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Shui is the Chinese word for ‘water’ which represents: health, flow, movement of energy, and balance within an environment. Recently the word has become a response to something said that is understandable, brings balance, and that you agree with with.
Also something that is well said.
As in Feng Shui (fŭng shwāʹ)-
An ancient Chinese system of geomancy used to design buildings, homes and graves to determine the spatial arrangement of things according to rules about the flow of energy. Aimed at achieving harmony, and balance with the environment promoting good fortune and wealth.
Shui is the Chinese word for ‘water’ which represents: health, flow, movement of energy, and balance within an environment. Recently the word has become a response to something said that is understandable, brings balance, and that you agree with with.
Also something that is well said.
As in Feng Shui (fŭng shwāʹ)-
An ancient Chinese system of geomancy used to design buildings, homes and graves to determine the spatial arrangement of things according to rules about the flow of energy. Aimed at achieving harmony, and balance with the environment promoting good fortune and wealth.
Roommate 1: your Ex took the weed I had stashed for the party tonight, so YOU have to replace it. No Reggie shit either.
Roommate 2: Shui
Roommate 2: Shui
by 213JetSet February 11, 2023
Get the Shui mug.by Yung shui November 25, 2018
Get the Yung shui mug.Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.
Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!
by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021
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