Army Shitbag 

A Soldier, typically a Non-Comissioned Officer, who possesses no integrity whatsoever.

A good example of an Army Shitbag would be SSG Hawley of the Delaware National Guard. SSG Hawley lies, steals and has no value whatsoever.

Army Shitbag by Garvey1928 March 9, 2012

Exploding Popcorn Shitbag 

A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.

Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.

Exploding Popcorn Shitbag by Victor E. May 3, 2006

old shitbag 

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.

The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.

old shitbag by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021

fuckity shitbag 

fuckity shitbag

A stupid person; dolt: A person who really doesn't care about anything. Even if a bag of flaming poo on their shoe wouldn't bother them.

Three!!!!! Those fuckity shitbags from Niagara!!

fuckity shitbag by the great 1 November 16, 2012

Jumpy jumpy shitbag 

A very boisterous or jumpy thing, specifically a Pokémon that will not stay still or jumps out of a pokeballs.

That Pokémon is a jumpy jumpy shitbag and will not stay still!

Jumpy jumpy shitbag by Merridrake June 21, 2018

Sweaty Shitbag 

A fat guy in gym who sucks at every sport but when somebody makes a mistake, can't serve, or doesn't hit the ball properly rolls his eyes and says very loudly in his fat-guy voice, "What was THAT!" or "Why would you just stand there?"
The person most likely to have a ball aimed at his head. Most often raped by his father during early childhood. His mother never loved him. See also plink ball hog

Victoria tries to serve the volleyball, tries her best, and it lands just in front of the net. Bret, who happens to be a Sweaty Shitbag, moans to his boyfriend, Dimitri, also a Sweaty Shitbag, and then they guffaw, miss many more balls, and after class go have sex in the locker room.

Sweaty Shitbag by Laura (ARSON!) March 5, 2008

Banged in the face with a shitbag 

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

Banged in the face with a shitbag by Lil hed February 24, 2025