Exploding Popcorn Shitbag

A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.
Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.
by Victor E. April 23, 2006
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Jumpy jumpy shitbag

A very boisterous or jumpy thing, specifically a Pokémon that will not stay still or jumps out of a pokeballs.
That Pokémon is a jumpy jumpy shitbag and will not stay still!
by Merridrake June 21, 2018
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Shitbag broke

Being broke to the point where you feel like there is no difference between you and some random homeless guy toting around a bag of shit. I'm not talking about a shopping cart full of cans or clothes. I'm talking about a nasty ass paper bag full of corn ridden, stank ass, human shit. In essence, the homeless guy is a metaphor. He is a reflection of how you think others see you and the bag of shit represents the financial issues weighing you down.
I wanted to go to the movies but I checked my balance and realized I was Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.
by lemonjuicepandafucker January 06, 2019
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Shitbag

A noun used to describe bullies, assholes, or other rude people
Kaden: Your clothes suck!
Houston: Shut up, shitbag
by 64SilverEyes January 17, 2023
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shitbag

Shitbag is a term where you made me super fucking mad and your being a dick, you shitbag.
by SwaggyHunter October 20, 2020
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Shitbag

Shitbag: A person who in a nutshell is/does:
a. ungodly dumb stuff.
b. comes up with the most retarded scenarios.
c. plain and simple is a piece of shit.
1. MJ: Dick my dick off!
CC: Wow! Are you a shitbag!
by C'sTits July 31, 2008
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Shitbag

Were you teabag someone then shit in there mouths
"hey honey how about we do a shitbag later"

"You dirty bastard"
by thegayestnays.com September 17, 2021
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