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pre-seasoned

When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.
Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.
pre-seasoned by Capn C-Block April 27, 2014

duck-seasoned

when youre arguing with someone and they accidentally prove your point. inspired by looney tunes
and example of getting duck-seasoned:
D: Rabbit season
B: Duck season
D: Rabbit season
B: Rabbit season
D: Duck season

Lawry's Seasoned Salt 

Lawry's seasoned salt is a blend of salt, spices, and herbs that is commonly used as a seasoning for meat, poultry, seafood, and vegetables.

It was created in 1938 by Lawrence Frank, the founder of Lawry's restaurant chain, as a signature seasoning for the prime rib served in his restaurants.

The seasoning blend typically includes salt, sugar, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and other spices, and is known for its distinctive flavor and ability to enhance the taste of a variety of dishes.

Lawry's seasoned salt is now widely available in grocery stores and is used in home cooking as well as in restaurants.
Lawry's Seasoned Salt is the greatest thing to ever happen to food since 1938!