by myfeehurt January 12, 2022
Shayla is a magnificent woman, emitting incredible power, her angelic voice captivates all men nearby, acting as a male magnet. However, she usually has a dim-witted, monkey brother. She is incredibly talented, excelling in all aspects, but one could say less about her siblings.
Jerry: Man, Shayla is so talented at singing!
Zack: I can't believe her brother is Lawrence!
Brian: I know right! How is a monkey like him related to a goddess like Shayla?
Zack: I can't believe her brother is Lawrence!
Brian: I know right! How is a monkey like him related to a goddess like Shayla?
An ugly bitch.
by shaylaslander<3 July 17, 2022
Shayla’s are always so fucking hot with the most prettiest perfect facial structures. They tend to give no fucks about anything. They got a perfect balance of bullying and flirting. They have the most funniest stupid sense of humor and are very hyper once their in the mood but their emotions can change real fast. Shayla’s tend to keep their emotions to themselves but will always keep a smile on their face if you get with a Shayla, keep her because you only got one chance with her they won’t put up with your shit and most likely to make you look stupid by staying silent.
Boyfriend: you don’t even listen to me your just in your own world all the time!!
Shayla: you think I care. no I don’t.
Shayla: you think I care. no I don’t.
Shayla is a total dildo. But I love shayla with everything I could offer. Only crappy thing is they get addicted to things to quickly and it makes me worried. She's still very beautiful to me like ridiculously pretty and I don't know what I'd do without them, my bestfriend, my supplier, my partner in crime. I hope one day she can see she's an amazing person inside and out.
by Agent pickle November 2, 2022