Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.

"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."

by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023

Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023

Seasoning searchers

White boys who like girls of colour.

(whites boys don't season their food so they are looking for some flavoring hence the "seasoning")

James (white boy) likes Jasmine (Indian girl) , therfore James is a seasoning searchers.

(yes this very stereotypical but I'm sorry it was funny to me and my cousins)

by Diyajal P May 25, 2024

Seasoning

To be excelling at an activity with class and grace.

Person 1: Look at her dancing... she's seasoning.

Person 2: My writing is so seasoned.

by w00dr0w w1ls0n August 1, 2024

Sealionish

Someone who acts like a sealion

"Bro Bob was tweaking yesterday"

"Yeah he was so sealionish"

by Wincord March 13, 2026

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025