Roadie

A person, usually a christian chick who is absolutly obssesed with Road cycling to the point that they don't know that other types of biking such as Mountain biking, BMX, or Track even exist.

Bella L.: Hey Av33! i just smashed my KOMs going down the alpine swiss pass, West with SAFA brian!!
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.

by Knmagor August 21, 2023

roadie

smoking weed while driving with with friends

Gloria! What are you doing?

Me & Arin could stop by and go on a roadie if you're up for it.

by holeinurarmpit July 26, 2020

Roadie

Roadie hockey competitions between Sam and Nate that go over the top and result in intense racism.

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by Nibba869 January 13, 2023

roadie

a ride or die.

jayda, she my roadie

by twomilli May 3, 2020

anal roadies

A group of girls or guys who hang out with someone for one reason or another but have to take it in the ass to Continue to hang around

I love being famous the best perk is all the anal roadies

by Roscoe Inferno April 10, 2020

Roady

The act of drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana while driving. Typically in the middle of nowhere where it’s safer.

More classically done in high-school and places where cannabis isn’t legal in America.

You wanna go on a roady?

by Handleboi3261 December 11, 2018

Jin Roady

This is a mysterious human with a lot of secrets. Human with magic energy and slowly being corrupted. He usually keeps to himself a lot. There has only been one innocendent when he has opened up. He dearly loves his girlfriend, and truly believes she’s the only reasons he’s still alive. A love like that is one of a kind.

“Did you see what Jin Roady did for his girlfriend? “ Yeah it’s very unlike him, she’s lucky.”

by Superhero Academy March 26, 2019