Guy 1: Did you know that there over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bugs.
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking
Guy 1: Asshole
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking
Guy 1: Asshole
by Cardigan Backyardigan May 30, 2020
A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.
Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.
Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.
by Mr. SnowmanPants March 27, 2011
An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.
by dcd$ January 20, 2011
the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)
Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?
Alex: what
Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
Alex: what
Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
by tessa{!!!!!} October 13, 2007
A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".
1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"
Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."
2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."
Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."
Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."
2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."
Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."
by MarlboroMan23 November 12, 2009
A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.
Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole.
Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.
Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.
by 1258DRag April 24, 2015
The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me
by Anicawoff August 30, 2022