Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.

He gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!

by slap chop December 19, 2010

Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.

"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

by Yharimus September 27, 2023

Baby Reindeer

Someone that you are unhealthily obsessed with, originating from the 2024 dramatic mini-series "Baby Reindeer"

Person 1: "hey you seem really obsessed with that person over there"
Person 2: "yeah they're my Baby Reindeer"

by PlinkLink September 8, 2025

reindeer clan

lol, reindeer clan is a groupchat on discord . idk they like to annoy everyones ass off there

Person 1: Have you joined reindeer clan????
Person 2: ew no tf

by serenitysdemonhoe December 7, 2021

reindeer hoof

Another name for penis

Lisa drew a reindeer hoof x2 but we all knew it was really a penis.

by RJG wordsRus December 1, 2017

mama reindeer

Mama reindeer is yore best friend. She's there for u when you need her and she's really loyal. She can do whatever you ask her. Don't miss the chance to own one of these magnificent reindeers.

Wow that girl is such a mama reindeer! I can't believe she just helped that old lady!

by -allie November 20, 2015

reindeer rearranging

Reindeer Rearranging (n):
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.

“Hey guys, wanna go reindeer rearranging tonight?”

“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”

by MattyP210 December 19, 2018