Easily the most over-exposed team ever. Everyone loved them for beating the yankees and now eveyone who isn't from boston is sick of them and their fans. Thanks for inspiring Fever Pitch you assholes
by ilovebaseballman May 5, 2005
A disappointing and inferior baseball team from Boston that is supported by mostly low class but persistent Irish fans extremely bitter from generations of losing to New York.
by George Steinbrenner July 18, 2005
a team that went on an 86 year drought to win the world series...the yankees may have blown a 3-0 lead but they still own the red sox...the red sox got lucky in that seires and they kno it...i think the red sox sucked more in the ALCS than the yankees considering they were 3 outs away from gettin swept when the yankees lose pettite, clemens, and wells...and the red sox get schilling and they barely won the series
red sox 1918-2004 (86 years)...how bout them red sox? yea how bout them 1 world series in 86 yeras...they should be banned
by red sox blow February 22, 2005
Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.
by Jake February 8, 2005
A baseball team who have finally been able to win a world series in the time the yankees were able to win 26. And a team who have also blamed the fact that they suck on a "curse".
Sox fan: RED SOX WIN! YAY WE ARE SO GOOD!!!THE CURSE IS OVER!!!
(86 years later)
Sox fan: YAY WE WIN!!! THE CURSE OF THE GIANT SLOTH EATING BUTTERFLY MAN IS OVER!!!
(86 years later)
Sox fan: YAY WE WIN!!! THE CURSE OF THE GIANT SLOTH EATING BUTTERFLY MAN IS OVER!!!
by asdf2222 August 19, 2005
A team that believes they will win another world series before the year 2090 when cleary they are only allowed one every 86 years.
They are also dirty, hairy, smelly and will never shave. Until they Yankees buy them off. :)
They are also dirty, hairy, smelly and will never shave. Until they Yankees buy them off. :)
Johnny Damon(aka Johnny CASH!) shaved his beard and became clean cut, he's not a true RED SOX anymore!
by rachellll July 9, 2006
redsox are the lovable losers of the MLB. Yankees are far better and have 26 world championships. Redsox fan suicide rate is higher than any group of ppl on earth because they suck so bad.
by Tom Lane April 24, 2005