Prokoping

the art of severely gesturing one's hands while talking and/or sleeping during class, even though you get plenty of sleep

Hey Ben, look at Mitch! He is really prokoping during math class.

by felipajuanes May 14, 2013

phooping

Pretending to take a dump work so you can play on your phone.

Josh: dude are you feeling ok? You were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.

Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.

Josh: cool what level did you beat.

by jackking November 16, 2013

pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.

1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.

by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014

pooping on my goons

trying a little bit too hard to make lulz

"Hey Will, why was six afraid of seven?"
"Kez, stop pooping on my goons"

"Robert keeps pooping on my goons and it's really annoying"

by subsequently February 19, 2015

pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

by pasvoulu September 8, 2018

poopingus

The act of inserting the pingus, also known as the index finger and middle finger of your hand into a singular butthole or pingus slot

It looks like Karen really gave you the good old poopingus

by Attic man September 30, 2019

Scenic Pooping

Pooping in a Vacation Poop Location where one is captured and intrigued by one's surroundings whilst unloading.

Greatest Vacation Pooping Location was at the top of that mountain we hiked. I'll sure tell you what- never been greater Scenic Pooping. If only you could see.. Now all I need is a blumpkin while Scenic Pooping.

Women's restrooms are great Vacation Poop Locations, especially for one seeking a Scenic Poop, nice pictures to look at and flowers to smell while taking a crap.

by kariusvega August 6, 2012