tom porter

A midget little cunt who thinks he knows it all and is always right a boy who also has a very small genital area

Damn he is really annoying he must be tom porter

by Zxtr1ckshotsxz June 13, 2016

Kalan Porter

HOTTEST guy ever!! BEST VOICE,..HOTTEST CUTEST ADORABLEST SEXIEST GUY EVER!!

DAMN, THATS one SEXY GUY!!!!!!!

by Sara March 25, 2005

miss porter's

Miss Porter's School is a boarding school for girls smack dab in farmington connecticut. One is apt to find lesbians, preps and alchoholics alike in this "educational" haven. The typical porter's girl is most likely to be found with a drink in one hand, a penis in the other and the collar popped (duh)

dude that porters girl is HOT

-aof boy

by danio April 03, 2005

Jody Porter

The badass lead guitarist for the American Alternative/power pop band Fountains of Wayne, or at least he used to be.

Hey man did you hear Jody Porter?
No!

by Aucesign March 12, 2019

Adam porter

Does nothing but play Lego among us Pokemon go reddit

You are such an Adam Porter

by Ur mum is in my bum November 02, 2020

shawn porter

Shawn Porter is a boxer who is basically jesus christ himself.

Wow Shawn Porter has a huge cock

by kuhpan January 03, 2021

Pull a Porter

Taking a work day off on a Monday, or any other day last minute, to enjoy a Porter.

If Blake decides to Pull a Porter again, we won't have standup today.

by sesamechicken0 April 12, 2021