Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee August 11, 2008

Portal Pen

Portal Pen is a DMT vape pen made famous by underground community named after The Matrix.

Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix

by joe wackamole January 07, 2021

Muddy Portal

When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting

Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!

by Shippy69 November 27, 2019

The portal gun

Stick ur dick in a girls ass while shoving her under a fence or over a border

Dam bro did u hear about the New Mexican couple
Oh yeah didn’t there daughter do the Portal gun with the border patrol

by Therapist support November 19, 2021

portal guide

1. One who is adept at traveling through portals.

2. A portal guide can be used to help you find a portal, gateway, or threshold. If you are ready to embark upon a journey beyond all that you know to be... you might need a portal guide.

Portals can have a broad range of interpretations. This is referring to portals that are otherworldly, other-dimensionally, or time portals.

"I accidentally left half my ass in another dimension, I should have hired a portal guide."

by yourheartisaportal April 25, 2016

Portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie January 07, 2008

Portal Potty

When a man and a woman are having passionate intercourse and partake in the act of synchronized urination into the opposites' genital area. Said action then creates a portal leading to an alternate universe.

Bieber fan #1: I haven't heard from Justin and Selena lately.
Bieber fan #2: Haven't you heard? They created a portal potty backstage at his last concert, and ended up in a tribal Zimbabwean village!
Bieber fan #1: Sigh, I wish that was me.

by 69bieber69fever69 November 01, 2011