sapphire portal

a dumbass website that checks your grades and classes that my school uses

teacher: check your grades please
me: SHUT UP YOU BITCH I SONT WANT TO USE sapphire portal

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee October 7, 2008

portal guide

1. One who is adept at traveling through portals.

2. A portal guide can be used to help you find a portal, gateway, or threshold. If you are ready to embark upon a journey beyond all that you know to be... you might need a portal guide.

Portals can have a broad range of interpretations. This is referring to portals that are otherworldly, other-dimensionally, or time portals.

"I accidentally left half my ass in another dimension, I should have hired a portal guide."

by yourheartisaportal May 29, 2016

shame portal

Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.

Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.

by oak pwrd October 12, 2010

portal master

what everyone calls you in skylanders a portal master usually has alot of freaking skylanders and most portal masters cant figure out witch portal or object goes with witch game they also cant find any freaking creation crystals

master eon: greatings younge portal master

by somegoose January 21, 2021

Portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie January 9, 2009

Portal Potty

When a man and a woman are having passionate intercourse and partake in the act of synchronized urination into the opposites' genital area. Said action then creates a portal leading to an alternate universe.

Bieber fan #1: I haven't heard from Justin and Selena lately.
Bieber fan #2: Haven't you heard? They created a portal potty backstage at his last concert, and ended up in a tribal Zimbabwean village!
Bieber fan #1: Sigh, I wish that was me.

by 69bieber69fever69 November 1, 2011