When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.
After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.
by J Michael. December 5, 2021
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Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
by Gaydos October 19, 2003
Get the poon plated porkie mug.The sexual act of fingering a girl's vagina while she defecates. The fingerer is able to feel the logs and nuggets sliding out of her rectum through the thin vaginal wall, as well as feeling the wonderful contractions of her vagina as she pushes the steaming dooky out.
After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.
by I Love You Donny May 13, 2018
Get the Pryor Creek Porky Pie mug.A fat, rude bitch that runs her big mouth and thinks she's the shit. But not even her friends like her.
*Porky stands for the fat, rudeness
*Doubs (Double) stands for her double chin that ripples when she talks
*Porky stands for the fat, rudeness
*Doubs (Double) stands for her double chin that ripples when she talks
by morgieeeee December 1, 2009
Get the Porky Doubs mug."I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"
"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
by someteameight? December 15, 2009
Get the beef-porkies mug.Man, that ho booted all over the place then sucked off Mike. I never figured he'd go for a Jax Porky!
by Shy Needwood December 13, 2008
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