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Porky Pig Sex

When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.
After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.
by J Michael. December 5, 2021
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poon plated porkie

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.
Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
by Gaydos October 19, 2003
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Pryor Creek Porky Pie

The sexual act of fingering a girl's vagina while she defecates. The fingerer is able to feel the logs and nuggets sliding out of her rectum through the thin vaginal wall, as well as feeling the wonderful contractions of her vagina as she pushes the steaming dooky out.
After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.
by I Love You Donny May 13, 2018
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Porky dad

when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
Damm zac is looking like a porky dad
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019
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porky soup

A soup that has dicks in it
Yo that dude eating some porky soup
by Arthurmorgan April 14, 2019
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Porky Pig

To "Porky Pig" is to declare that's all folks and get the eff out.
Past participle To have "Porky Pigged"
Shit was about to go down so I Porky Pigged the eff out.
by rancerstank March 10, 2021
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big porky

by Nonceroony September 14, 2020
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