Johnson Pollock

When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.

I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.

by SouthernYetti December 11, 2024

Jackson Pollock

When a total piece of shit blows their brains out and it makes a beautiful image on the wall.

I could think of several politicians and prominent individuals who would make a Jackson Pollock if they ate a bullet. Leadership needs to get so much better than this.

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

The Jackson Pollock

When you’re making love in the missionary position and while you are fully thrusted in you pause and proceed to push out a bowel movement that curls down and lightly brushes the anus of your partner leaving a brown abstract painting on the the partners stink wrinkle.

She said she was into art so I gave her The Jackson Pollock last night. It was majestic.

by AllMammal21 October 5, 2021

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver

An act of waking a person by blasting them with diarrhea while yelling "It's ART"!

All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...

by B Tsunami December 31, 2025

Pillock

A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.

James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!

by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

Pillock

An idiot. More of a penis

“You pillocking pillock’s”- Martin
Friday Night Dinner

by ShrekIsLord December 23, 2019

Pillockory

The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.

Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory

by AutumnGaslight July 3, 2009