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National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day 

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.
Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."
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i like you as a person 

Basically there is no hope in a relationship so keep the friendship strong. They like who you are as a friend but they don’t see you going anywhere as they only like you as a friend.
I like you “ - her

I like you as a person” - him

Grow as a person 

1. The feeling that one gets after experiencing something so utterly foreign and horrible that it transcends being scarred and becomes a part of you.

2. An excuse to subject others to the same horrific experience.
1. I'm glad I watched Visitor Q. I grew as a person.

2. You have to see the freak show downtown. You'll grow as a person.
Grow as a person by The Gaunt Man September 8, 2008

i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life 

When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.
P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"

summon a persona 

To commit suicide by a gunshot to the head. In reference to Persona 3, where the main characters use an Evoker (a gun-like device) to summon the titular Personas by pointing it at their head and firing, almost as if committing suicide.
“Yo, what the fuck happened? I heard John died.”

“Well, he tried to summon a Persona.”

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day 

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“

Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person 

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!