Perma-crossed

When anyone over 200 lbs sits on a plane and has to keep his or her arms crossed for the duration of the flight.

I was stuck in a window seat on my Delta flight to MSP and had to stay perma-crossed the entire time. #thanksboomer

by DAM Definitions December 05, 2019

Perma-Lurk

A cop...or someone who always lurks.. mainly Texas cops

Awww fuck its the perma-lurks!!!

Son, what did you call me?
I called you a perma-lurk..all you do is lurk lurk lurk!

by Brittni W. November 08, 2006

Perma-shocked

When ones face is built in a way that makes them looked like they are permanently shocked.

Deb: OMG SARAH WHAT SHOCKING EVENT HAPPENED?!
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.

by lata sk9a September 09, 2008

Perma-Hump

Usually occurring in a male either a) just hitting puberty or b) partaking in copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Symptoms include thrusting, or humping, upon sight or contact with someone of the opposite sex.

"All I did was shake his hand and he just started thrusting at me!"
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."

by Mae F December 23, 2008

Perma-herp

That sore on your friends face that they never discuss and never goes away.

Did you see Burt Reynolds perma-herp acting up today? I think it's bout to eat his face.

by MasterJRC October 18, 2008

Perma-grin

That tight, pained smile resulting from a budget face lift. Usually apparent on past-their-prime female celebs, ie. Joan Rivers

Who has a bigger perma-grin Mary Tyler Moore or Carol Burnett?

by Dan Voit April 18, 2003

perma-smirk

the person who just can't stop smirking for the life of them. AKA a smirk-face.

that waitress was nice enough but she had some serious perma-smirk.

by Smiles for Life September 02, 2009