patent pending

One of the best counter strike source players around. been pwning noobs since 2004. now goes by

=گụ= «þat£Nt þ£NÐiÑG»

omg its patent pending!!!!! lets rage quit b4 he pwns j00

by =گụ= «þat£Nt þ£NÐiÑG» August 21, 2009

Pending Paranoia Request

A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.

Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011

Jb Pennington highschool

A bad ass school where rednecks chew dip instead of gum and fuck there cousin instead of someone that's not there cousin

Damn ur weed plug got locked go to jb Pennington highschool they got a bunch of those down there

by Da plug ;) January 30, 2020

Peninger

The application of a finger as a substituite for a penis (in some cases, transplanted) especially the thumb for extra leverage and stimulation.
Also double peninger for anal stimulation also.

a peninger a day helps you work, rest and play

by Lambchops_rare2010 July 11, 2010

Peninger

The application of a finger as a substituite for a penis (in some cases, transplanted) especially the thumb for extra leverage and stimulation.
Also double peninger for anal stimulation also.

a peninger a day helps you work, rest and play

by Lambchops_rare2010 July 11, 2010

Pansing

A very mentally distorted line of figures posing as human beings in which the female figures rule the house holds and the male figures are their slaves. The male figures have an extreme lack of sack and blow off their "friends" for ugly girls because it might just be the only human female they will ever kiss. Their existence should only be known as history but sadly continues today.

HOLY SHIT! Look at that male pansing on a leash held by that female pansing. How fucking pathetic!

by One Who Has A Life July 20, 2003

Pewsing

a person that makes stupid song and sings them all day

He’s such an annoying pewsing!

by AshDONYA May 30, 2019