Pasty Pumpkin

A person who resembles a pumpkin by the shape or clothing colour and a palish skin tone.

Person A: Look at Neal, he's wearing the orange shirt again.

Person B: Yeah, he's a Pasty Pumpkin, and his mom also cuts his hair by putting a bowl onto of his head and then cutting around it.

by MikeWilliam19 December 9, 2012

pasty baby

a term used for the baby of a charvette (female charver). this is used due to the amount of crums and mess in their pram from their staple diet of greggs (bakery) and crisps which have fallen on to the baby and encrusted onto the pram.

aww look at that little pasty baby, isnt it a shame, poor bairn (baby/child)

by lisa105106 October 26, 2005

Pasty Steam

The steamy aroma that flows from a freshly smashed vagina on a warm summers night

The fucking i gave her the other night was so hot, the pasty steam was gushing from her like a burst steam valve

by Deakirino February 15, 2019

Pasty Pal

A pasty pal is the accumulation of a minimum of 8hrs of ass-sweat mixed with a failed “quick wipe” after a hurried poop.

I had to get this jog in right after I crapped on the toilet. Now I gotta shower and get rid of this pasty pal.

by TacoBangBang March 7, 2021

smashed pasty

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008

moist pasty

Someone who does not often choose to do activities because they are afraid. Synonym for whimp/melt.

I like tom but he is a bit of a moist pasty

by Priestley11210 November 28, 2016

Haddock Pasty

Female Genitalia

Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors

by Dach September 25, 2003