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Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons

Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
by JEPJEP November 7, 2020
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Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who’s that super cute guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s only the cutest guy in the world: he’s nice, super sporty, super handsome and super cool!

Girl 1: I need to speak to that Josh Parsons
by JEPJEP November 7, 2020
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Parsonal

THe* personal influence and communal influentze and pervsuasion* of 'Church doctrines inimical to Life' upon people and Peoples.
One of the severel* foundations of Western Christendom, our present form of dominant Social Organization, is the Parsonal,
by PartisanZ April 10, 2022
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Parsons

A Parsons is a girl who will always be on your side. As long as you never hurt them you’re set for life. Someone named Parsons is typically male, but a female Parsons is an absolute gem of a person. A Parsons loves to act and deserves all of the best roles. A Parsons is a dreamer, having big ambitions that we all hope will come true for her. She’s a stellar person and will be there for you if you do the same. She won’t accept any BS. She’ll call you out in a second flat. So it’s best to be truthful with her. She has the best music taste and will always get excited when you play a song she likes. She loves her friends and they would do anything for her. A Parsons is the kind of person you’d drive out to their house at two AM just to give them a hug and hang out cause they need it. A Parsons hates fake people and dislikes conflict. A Parsons worst enemy is a Leah. We all hate Leah. If you keep Parsons as a friend you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been. You’ll constantly want to hang out with them. A Parsons is the perfect example of a friend. You should get you a Parsons.
Person 1: Woah man! Did you see that girl over there? She looks really nice!

Person 2: Yeah! THATS Parsons, you should go talk to her she is really nice!
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Blake Parsons

A 19 year old creep on discord, discord fighting championship to be specific, who is a pedophile who has fucked a freshman, and is a crotch sniffer.
Blake Parsons layed on me when we fought, he's a pedophile.
by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021
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Parson

Parson is sooooooo cute and funny and if you ever meet a parson he probably has a huge cock aswell
dude parson is so amazing
by BigBoyParson September 24, 2021
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