Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean

That is a parker over there

parker by bella1025 August 1, 2016

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Parker

Likes Pizza Hut bathrooms

Parker why are you in the bathroom

Parker by Mi,es123459 September 23, 2019

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Parker

Parker is the name of a grade A douchebag. Commonly mistaken for a Jew or sid from ice age. Parker has to cut his jewfro at least once a week. Do not try to talk to him because you won’t be able to understand what he is saying, mispronounces words such as adidas and fourth. He is terrified of bees, farts, and bad grades. You do not want to be anywhere near him when he sees a bee. You also never want to ride in the car with him, your life will be in danger. Constantly looking for a new boyfriend, you can find him on gaypeoplemeet.com. If you spot a Jewish sloth with a live simply hat on you will know it is Parker.

I was walking down the street and saw some douchebag with a jewfro and a live simply hat, at first I thought it was Sid from ice age but when I got closer I could tell it was Parker, when I approached him he began to speak but I could not understand what he was saying all I could understand was “sthparker” and “ugshsn”

Parker by gaygary6996 May 11, 2018

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A beautiful, kind , amazing person! She usually loves sport especially basketball. They also usally become best friends with Aubreys.

Parker is great

Parker by Parkerdude May 21, 2018

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