Party opossum

When you eat trash and get hit by car on a week day.

Yo, did you see Jared from recycling Tuesday morning? He got party opossumed after Dave dumped him.

by FuckingCheese August 26, 2018

Struggle Opossum

A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.

That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.

by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021

Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.

Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.

by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021

Zeb The Opossum

Zeb The Opossum is, as the name states, an anthropomorphic gothic opossum from the comic series "I think I like you". He doesn't exert much energy on the outside, but inside hes a bundle of energy bursting at the seems to yap on about goth and punk rock. Dont bring up Jax the fox lest you wanna hear him ramble on about his soon to be "official" boyfriend. If you couldn't tell he was a raging homo, simply show 'em a picture of Jax's abs... he'll be face first on the ground in a gay fox infatuation trans.

"Zeb really has it on for that boyfailure Jax..."
"Omfg there Zeb goes again, fainting at the sight of that fox's abs!"
Zeb looked at me with much disdain and disapproval, using his opposable tail to take a b;tchy sip of his coffee
"I love Zeb the opossum so much"
Zeb calmly (yeah right) assured me he WAS NOT emo... he was goth you dumb^ss

by J^adedJ5yth3f6g December 27, 2025