This girl i shagged the other night had ginger pubes, her fanny looked like an orangutan with its throat cut.
by Marc Bentley January 11, 2007
A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.
Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.
Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.
Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.
by drink91 April 17, 2010
When lighting a male's ass hairs during the act of 69. leaving the guy running around uncontrollably like an Orangutan.
Guy 1: You want to go biking?
Guy 2: Hell no after my girl giving me the Flaming Orangutan last night I'm not going to be able to sit for a week.
Guy 2: Hell no after my girl giving me the Flaming Orangutan last night I'm not going to be able to sit for a week.
by flamingorangutan63 March 12, 2022
by ChocoLoco May 21, 2022
Shows possession of something to an orangutan.
For some reason, older iPhones see this word as a spelling error.
For some reason, older iPhones see this word as a spelling error.
by Anonymous Salmon May 18, 2023
A troubling display of ones "side boob" thus mimicking that of the spices Orangutan. Scientific> Pongo Pygmaeus. Bornean Orangutan subspecies. Pongo Pygmaeus Pygmaeus. Pongo morio. Pongo pygmaeus wurmbii.
O' snap, did you just see that girl coming out of the store. She was rocking some serious "Orangutan Hangers". Word, she sho' was. Those were some Orangutan Titties for real though!!! What I think you meant was "Orangutan Hangers".
by DumpsterfFire911 November 10, 2024
These things are quite fascinating to the human eye, they can be shriveled hairy or just chill😎. and don’t be afraid to take a bite of those juicy cherry’s. Also remember size doesn’t matter!!!
by Cookie 37 July 23, 2022