John

A John is someone who is really edgy, but is not in tune with his emotions, and is generally emotionless
Alec, don't be a John, talk about your feelings
by Redburn123 August 17, 2017
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He is a type of guy that doesnt get really get a break to often or even a chance. He knows he's not the perfect guy but when you give him a chance, he can be. He's cute, really funny, socialable, and outgoing. He's really nice & sweet to others, especially his girlfriend. He can sometimes be alittle shy but thats only when he meets new people. Other than that, he's an awesome guy to be with!
"Hey arnt you dating john?"

"Yup! He's such a great guy!"
by Robin Blue May 02, 2012
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A very lame person
John is so lame
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The funniest guy you'll ever meet. May seem not hot at first, but soon you'll love his appearance. Is mean when there are no girls around, very flirtatious. Has the cutest laugh ever and a sexy smile.
"hahahaha who's that kid? He's hilarious!"
"it's John of course!!"

"oh duh!"
by The awesomest person ever!!!!! January 28, 2012
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Bitch Ass Who Can't See
Person 1: "Why does he keep running into the wall?"
Person 2: "Oh he's just a John!"
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John is a short guy. He is very handsome and never loses a argument so don’t even try. When he likes a girl he is committed to making her happy. He is very social and likes to be with his friends. He is not very popular but he is very athletic. Any girl that he likes is very lucky. He probably likes a girl that is already dating someone.
John is awesome
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The very best person to be around. He can be really closed off, and he can keep to himself a lot but at the same time he is very open. He’s probably one of the best people ever to have in your life. He’s a great listener, and he’s never boring. One of the funniest people ever—He’s talented and very prideful with his work. He can be cocky at times, but also very humble. The bestest person on this Earth. He’ll always have your back, as long as you have his. He hates fake people, and won’t hesitate to put people in their place. An anime lover, and weirdo—super athletic, and super determined too. LOL.
John’s amazing! :)
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