Oakley is the best doggie in the whole world he is the only thing that can stop wars, hunger, sadnesses and depression he is lovely
Oakley is a good boy
by Milk* December 02, 2022
free speed
running joke in rowing - crew if you’re american - that oakley sunglasses are free speed as the rowers that wear them tend to be fast (because the glasses are expensive so you have to be serious about rowing to buy them)
running joke in rowing - crew if you’re american - that oakley sunglasses are free speed as the rowers that wear them tend to be fast (because the glasses are expensive so you have to be serious about rowing to buy them)
by liptonhummus July 06, 2023
An "Oakley" is a really cool person that's from Europe. This term is specifically used on Scottish people.
by Ich0rr February 01, 2022
by Artichumi April 03, 2022
Oakley is a cute and funny person that will cheer you up when your sad and loves everyone in his family
Oakley is a super cute and funny person
by Uni lover January 26, 2020
The only acceptable sunglasses for any single 20-30-year-old male to wear while on a snowboard (or, in semi-rare cases where the 20-30-year-old male grew up in a gated community, ski) vacation.
It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
by someone malignant December 26, 2024
oakley burped and a tornado warning was called
by chickeneater5000 November 29, 2024