The only acceptable sunglasses for any single 20-30-year-old male to wear while on a snowboard (or, in semi-rare cases where the 20-30-year-old male grew up in a gated community, ski) vacation.
It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
by someone malignant December 26, 2024
Get the Oakleysmug. oakley burped and a tornado warning was called
by chickeneater5000 November 29, 2024
Get the oakleymug. by raspberry69696420 July 11, 2022
Get the oakleymug. The cool kid who wears sunglasses on the first day of school, and says it's his brand because they are Oakley sunglasses.
by Cardinals 4 life March 1, 2021
Get the Oakleymug. by Easymoneysniper35 May 3, 2024
Get the Shake your Oakleymug. Oakley is a cute and funny person that will cheer you up when your sad and loves everyone in his family
by Uni lover January 26, 2020
Get the Oakleymug.