a word that difines somthing much MUCH worse than dick or ass it is a powerfull phrase used by kelly and can unleash tottal distruction on somones self-esteem.
by john p. crispens February 08, 2008
when she went to hit the ball she fell and decked herself
i got into a fight the other day and i totally decked the other guy
i got into a fight the other day and i totally decked the other guy
by kinkyboots September 02, 2006
The sexual act (preferably between a male and a female) in which the male pushes fecal matter (preferably hard) half-way out of his anus. In doing so, the female grabs the terd with her non-terd lips and begins pushing it in and out...in and out...in and out...in and out. The male (whom is enjoying the inning and the outting greatly) allows the female to this until the terd has dissolved in her once fresh mouth. The male then kisses the girl and says "mmm...thanks for breakfest and lunch" then they laugh
Male: "Hoooooney!!!" Female: "Yees hun?" Male: "Dadddy gotta go poopy :(" Female : "Aww w well we just threw all of our food at the tv so come and DECK ME!!" Male: "YAY!" Ring Ring...Ring Ring (Voicemail) "Hi, you have reached the Deckers, we are probably Decking right now so leave the ants in the back"
by yowussup September 28, 2010
TR-909, MC-303, SR-16, DR-3
by The Big Tim August 09, 2005
a key word for most Hipsters, similar in meaning to the antiquated fresh. To be deck is to be up on the latest trends, cutting edge, and/or hip.
"That tassel we met at the gallery opening sure looked deck in her cowboy boots."
" Have you checked out the new Jonathan Lethem book? It's deck."
" Have you checked out the new Jonathan Lethem book? It's deck."
by Connor Sheehan April 28, 2005
a word that difines somthing much MUCH worse than dick or ass it is a powerfull phrase used by kelly and can unleash tottal distruction on somones self-esteem.
by john p. crispens February 08, 2008
by the deck March 16, 2014