by CO23 June 03, 2010
Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.
by K. Wright February 01, 2009
An excellent brand of spray paint used by top Graff Artists. Also used by toys who think that they are the shit.
by Someguy - I know Kris Wheatley September 06, 2006
A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of feces, often caused by certain diets, intestinal malabsorption or pancreatic disorders.
"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"
"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."
"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."
by John Curtis August 29, 2007
One of the only places in the world where you can see a horse in the Wall-Mart parking lot and still have high speed internet at your house.
Floridan: Dude, why are you wearing a t shirt and shorts when it's 40 degrees outside?
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.
by The NinJay December 21, 2011
Some wannabe, wishy-washy Hilary Duff Disney Channel wannabe singer who can't sing or act to save her life. Speaks with a horrible Tennessee lispy accent (who sounds like a drunk Southerner) that makes your ears bleed.
The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!
The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!
by Old School Disney March 23, 2007
First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggy position grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.
For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.
For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.
by Joe Johnston December 30, 2006