Michael Phelps

The hottest swimmer alive. He walked away with 8 gold medals during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Michael brings a new meaning to the world "Gold Digger".

Taylor: Did you see Michael Phelps beat that loser by one one-hundreth of a second?! That was insane!

Amber: He won that race? I was just watching his ass flop up and down and up and down.

by PhelpsPhan January 15, 2009

michael phelps

What every fish in the sea wants to be

Michael Phelps isnt human, hes a damn fish.

by doitphaggot January 17, 2009

Michael Phelps

a half man,half super fast fish that eats gold medals for breakfast.

"Michael Phelps is almost faster than Chuck Norris."

by The Palaceoflove October 17, 2008

michael phelps hit

An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020

Michael Phelps

My future husband.

Yes, Michael Phelps is seven years older than me but I get what I want...

by Mrs. Phelps October 9, 2008

Michael Phelps

a really really ridiculously good looking swimmer who owned in 2008 olympics with 8 gold medals

I can't believe Michael Phelps beat Mark Spitz's gold medal record.

by msphelps October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

(Verb) To eat an inhuman amount of nourishment and then justify the act by exercising as much as an animal, such as a fish.
Alternate definition: The act of being caught performing something illegal, such as smoking marijuana.

Man's Friend: Holy... Wow. How can you eat 17 extra large pizzas and 8 boxes of breadsticks?
Man: Don't worry, I'm gonna Michael Phelps it.
Man's Firend: What?
Man's: Nothing. I'll see you later. I'm gonna run around the... Moon.

by Edw Ard October 21, 2009