The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.
"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"
Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"
Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"
by HotDogPants September 21, 2018
by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 23, 2016
by hrunke May 25, 2021
"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 09, 2023
when you're tripping or whatever you might be doing, and you wonder what time it is, better check the reality meter
by fat195pndr April 15, 2011
the level of "gong" in occurence at a give time. Related to the term gong show, which is used as a synonym for fubar, shit show, clusterfuck, or any kind of out of control, chaotic situation.
Person 1: "Man, this is ridiculous. Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."
by moonunitenar May 04, 2010
When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius
by John wayne December 02, 2015