olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

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Medaling

When you perform a certain Sex act so good (eating pussy, giving head, giving a handjob, etc..) so good you should get a medal for it.

I ate crystals Pussy so good, she was convulsing. I was medaling in eating pussy.

by Mcgwicko September 5, 2016

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Want a medal?

A sarcastic way of telling someone to get over it and stop seeking validation for doing something nobody asked you to do in the place, especially if they're going to be an asshole about it.

Entitled: Ayo, I did this for you. YOU'RE WELCOME!

ME: Want a medal?

Entitled: PLEASE!

by Vaultlover90 July 20, 2025

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Gold medals

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?

Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

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Ho medal

A reward or consequence used by fantasy footballers to describe one who sucks.

In response to Trevor's sarcastic imbruglia wherein he involved Bryson, Carmen, and several of the Mikes, Bryson retorted, "medals are for losers and whores anyways." -Paul cited this ho medal reference.

by Your Fantasy President September 8, 2023

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