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Maxime

The greatest person you'll ever fucking see and that's not because that's my name OK??
Random girl 1: Omg Maxime's is so freaking cool!
Random girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO HOOOOT!
by bonnejournee October 29, 2019
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Maxim

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The Maxim machine gun can fire 600 rounds per minute.
by MaximEnjoyer September 12, 2021
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Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).
If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it is live music and maximizing joy.
by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021
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Maxime

The most gorgeous boy you will ever meet, he is extremely loving and says the cutest things that makes everyone drop.
Did you see Maxime? Hes so cute..
by mafaking November 2, 2023
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Maxim Van Dessel

The Sexiest and funiest man alive, every girl wants him. He's strong, handsome, smart and talentand, Everyone wants the be his friend.
Maxim Van Dessel for president of Belgium
by MaxLover2002 November 22, 2021
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Maxime

A Swiss guy OBSESSED with motorsport. He will spend hours explaining why cars aren't what they used to be.
He's also known for his particularly large penis and for being vocal about it.
«what do you think about the huracan man?»
Maxime: «it's nice but it just doesn't compare to a countach. I have a huge dick btw»
by Max72813 November 22, 2021
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Maxim

Maxim is the best fried i ever met. He is kind and cares about you… He is super crazy and full of energy. Also he like technical things and his grandmother. His family and friends is the most important thing in his life. If he get angry (and that goes very fast) he calm down very fast and respectful. To other strangers he is always funny and tries to show the best version of him.
Maxim is a superhero.
by laurahereee November 24, 2021
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