mallsick

Mallsickness: when glaring/flashing lights, fluorescent colours, horrible music with thumping bass, tangible clouds of transfat, bleeping, clattering, squeaking, scratching, screaming obnoxious children and bewildering crowds of fat noisy adults make you physically unwell (nausea, dizziness, headache, sudden exhaustion) from sensory overload.

Most common in public places: malls, obviously, but also amusement parks, fairgrounds, circuses, cinemas, casinos, fast food restaurants, canteens, parties, clubs, open-plan offices, anywhere within a school (even, or perhaps especially, the goddamn bathrooms)

Symptoms vary individually and onset can range from 5 min. after initial exposure to 3 hours.

Not mentioned in any first aid course...but it should be.

"Ugh, enough. Fifteen minutes in this department store and I'm already mallsick. I need to sit down."

"Hey, look at that guy over there clutching a clothing rack for support! Judging from his pallor and his deer-in-headlights expression, he is having an acute attack of mallsickness. We need to get him out of here, sit him down somewhere quiet, and give him a fruit smoothie."

by TurtlesLoveBonfires February 19, 2010

Mallsack

Meaning of anything that has been created and everything to be thought of. This word can be used as a substitute, as it means anything.

Slow your roll there, mallsack.

by MallsackMane September 26, 2019

malls

refers to a small, usually ginger man, of minuture stature, who often shys away from community, so that they are only seen late at night.

'look at that malls over there'
'ill see you later malls'

by dolbydigital123 July 19, 2009

Mallshag

Isle of Wight olde style for caterpillar

ey up bert, that mallshag would make good nammet

by PeteMcCarthy November 3, 2008

mallsheimers

when one parks their car at the mall and forgets where it is parked.

why is that guy clicking his key fob over and over again while he walks up and down the parking lot?
He's got Mallsheimers

by scooterscuzz December 28, 2014

mallsy

One who shops at the mall or acts preppy and bitchy

That girl saif we`re mallsy like wtf omg

by dicthenious July 28, 2015

Mallstyle

A cheap, cringe, and inauthentic type of an aesthetic. Usually from children of ages 11-22. The equipment for these "aesthetics" is usually from a small-type mall shop or made in china from Amazon.

Have you heard of Urban Outfitters? They fuel the most mallstyle vinyl fans.

by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023