fourty loko

when a 40 oz of malt liquor and four loko are consumed together
brad: i had a fourty loko and didnt make it to work the next morning...
chad: what did you expect bro?
by kswisher420 May 10, 2017
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Four Loko

1. A 12% alcohol content drink in a huge can guaranteed to mess you up, make you stupid AND late for whatever you've got planned the next day

2. A ridiculous mix of alcohol and energy drink that's fun with the first, sex comes with the second, and throwing up with the third (possibly dying too depending on your drinking regularity.
I have had one Four Loko before typing this definition and am going for my second one now.
by KingRebel_MattyIce August 27, 2021
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Loko Map

The act of thinking something is closer than it actually is on a campus map always after drinking 4 loko. Usually involves running places and talking very fast.
Dude, that place is 15 minutes across campus.

No, using my loko map its about 3 seconds.
by Loko Legend May 15, 2011
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faux loko

the new legal four loko that doesn't have the four magic ingredients that made four loko the true nectar of the based gods (ginseng, taurine, guarana, and caffeine)
no dood that aint no four loko, thats FAUX loko! i need that pre-ban shit!
by jbacks January 08, 2011
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8 loko

A tasty concoction consisting of 20 fluid ounces of everclear and 1 bottle of 5 hour energy.
After I smash this 8 loko I'm gonna smoke my entire mango JUUL pod
by Tim Hanley March 10, 2017
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Five Loko

"Five Loko: When Four Just Isn't Enough"

Adding any sort of hard liquor to a Four Loko, preferably whiskey. A practice most commonly seen amongst broke college students, and anyone else who is either A) adventurous or B) has a death wish. Typically results in a crazed, bear-like, drunken state.
Man, this Four Loko just isn't doing it for me. Whip out the vodka and let's get some Five Loko going.
by sevflorenz November 15, 2010
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Five Loko

When one mixes Four Loco malt beverage with vodka it is a Five Loco.
Damn that bitch be twerking on that Five Loko tonight.
by matt derpson October 09, 2013
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