leaning on the microwave

The final stage in the production of crack cocaine.

I'm leaning on the microwave, these rocks will be dried and ready for distribution shortly.

by Big Kuntry King December 14, 2006

Lelanie

Just a flat-out amazing person.Someone that will never let you down,a shoulder to cry on,someone with open arms almost always.She's beautiful,funny,sweet,and caring.But she doesn't think so.She's always letting herself down,always thinking negative about herself.Everyone sees that she's the definition of amazing,everyone but her.If you mess with any of her loved ones,you better watch out,because's she's gonna say more than a thing or two about it.She's also married to a Youtuber named Jc Caylen,they're cute together.

Person #1: Have you seen her? She's so pretty.I've talked to her before,she seems really nice.
Person #2: Of course,she's my best friend.Her name is Lelanie.

by Llamas. April 10, 2013

leaning tripod

somebody with a huge dick

that ginger is a leaning tripod

by sir kamen roberts November 14, 2011

leaning sideways

High, stoned, blazed.

Take a whiff of this satori, it'll have you leaning sideways with a single hit.

by sanctum666 November 30, 2013

Leaning Tower of Poopsa

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.

The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.

by sidewinder717 November 11, 2013

leeanthony

GOAT

that guy is so cool he must be leeanthony

by antonez May 22, 2018

LeeAndKaiSuck

LeeAndKaiSuck is and individual who logically dislikes the brothers Lee and Kai, because I mean, who doesn't?

guy #1 - Oh hey! Isn't that LeeAndKaiSuck? I heard he's an amazing guy!

by LeeAndKaiSuck1 August 19, 2019