LAN PARTY

A LAN party, as it is referred to by outsiders, is actually a brutal orgy that is organised by the high ruling Weeaboo's of the PC community. The term LAN party is actually an organised criminal event where Weeaboo's pray on the young bottoms of teenage nerds in order to fulfil their virginous Weeaboo destiny.

Many of the young teenagers that attend these LAN parties are never seen again. Some say the Weeaboo kings chain them to their walls as trophies whilst they commit mass killings on Apex Legends.
Hello young nerd, would you like to come to our LAN party tonight? The high king weeaboo master will be in attendance. Don't tell anyone where it is and make sure your phone is switched off. Bring plenty of snacks and Vaseline.
by TheBasicMUFC August 27, 2019
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LAN Liquid

The accumulation of all the leftover drinks at a LAN Party, especially if gathered in one place (ie. a bag, bush, ect.)
Dude! The LAN Liquid spilled and is all over all of the power strips!
by Orang3Juuc3 July 15, 2006
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Lan Wanker

One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party.
by Allen December 07, 2003
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Lan Di

Lan Di killed Ryo Hazuki's father! He is truly an evil man...
Lan Di killed my father! He is truly an evil man.........
by Ryo December 06, 2004
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Do it on LAN

This word originated from Australia Counter-Strike community and is now widley used all over the world.
"Do it on LAN you fucking netcoder"
by Da Z March 19, 2003
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LAN Trolled

When someone makes a blatantly incorrect statement and tries to play it off as trolling.
Keith: I digress
Mike: Do you even know what that means?
Keith: It means to disagree
Mike: No it doesn't
Keith: Trolled
Mike: Wow I just got LAN trolled
by ehFk May 15, 2011
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Lan Qiren

A character from the novel Mo Dao Zu Shi by the author MXTX. Also known as Lan Wangji's hot uncle; he's strict and an asshole sometimes but he ain't do anything wrong.
"Do you know who Lan Qiren is??" "My husband duh.."
by sinatoynamahalnamahalka October 11, 2021
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