lamp

When you ignite a womans pubic hair on fire after fuck'n her.
Mom you got lamped!



by yo momma November 01, 2003
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lamp

Similiar to LMAO.
An acronym standing for: Laugh At My Pineapple.
An adaption from the commonly misspelled LMAO as LMAP.
Person 1: Dude, that was so funny!
Person 2: I know! I LAMPed!
by awesomefaceXD January 11, 2011
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Lamp

A unit of measurement to measure the size of ones penis
the conversion is 1 Lamp = 5 inches of dick, therefore Vagina = negative lamps (aka "a lounge")
"Wow i met this guy he had 2 lamps"
"That's huge!"
by Man mc Meat October 17, 2009
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Lamping

Established in the USA in mid July of 2011, Lamping has become the latest trend. Initially started to mock "planking," it has become a fad all on its own.

Planking consist of simply placing a lamp shade on your head, effectively covering your head and face, and positioning yourself in an unusual place, where lamps normally wouldnt be placed. Like planking, lamping has become very competitive amongst creative individuals with too much time on their hands, while also becoming a concern to some who believe it will become just as dangerous as planking. Love it or hate it, lamping will take over FB for a couple months or so.
"I was bored and decided to have a lamping war on FB"

"I decided to lamp on the toilet today."

"I'm trying to get my dog to lamp"
by Omaña July 23, 2011
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lamp

the epitome of cool
to be lamp is similar to rocking the casbah
Adj.dude that shit is lamp.
by psim928 November 27, 2006
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Lamps

Plural form of lamp, used for seeing in the dark and turning on to see.

Also known as one's best friends, because they are so cool.
Lola: See those lamps over there?
Bob: Yeah, they're so cool. Are they your best friends?
Lola: Yeah.
by Lola Shackleboom January 01, 2011
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Lamping

The act of ejaculating onto a lamp
Austin was home alone and decided to get frisky with a lamp. It had to be thrown out due to the staining from his lamping
by ARPARP June 06, 2019
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