a really hot super cool guy that doesn’t like feet, who’s dyed his hair every color of the rainbow but settled on a black mullet. he also dresses like duncan from total dramas island
by i like ostriches June 26, 2021
When she worked out earlier and then fucks you but afterwards she runs to the bathroom and poops out an entire leaf of lettuce because she’s trying to be a good girl and live that fit life.
by Marmemetoots September 26, 2020
When horny and/or drunk and you have a sudden urge to have sexual relations with a random whore. This whore will never reject you and let you and your homies that your with hit it in as many different ways as you would like. Basically, it's a booty call that will never ever go wrong.
Guy 1:"Bro, im so messed up right now! And im horny as hell too!"
Guy 2: Hey dude, why don't you just do a kasey callup and get your dick wet? You know she's down brah!"
Guy 1: "Good Idea!"
Guy 2: Hey dude, why don't you just do a kasey callup and get your dick wet? You know she's down brah!"
Guy 1: "Good Idea!"
by Mr. Phresh June 28, 2011
by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) October 24, 2003
an old land beast. most people figured it was a walking whale.
the Kasey Gutierrez weighs about 8000 tons and eats about 3 to 4 babies a day
it can leap in over 4 seconds and kill in under 3
also a well know nickname for the Kasey Gutierrez is over grown cock sucking whale
the Kasey Gutierrez weighs about 8000 tons and eats about 3 to 4 babies a day
it can leap in over 4 seconds and kill in under 3
also a well know nickname for the Kasey Gutierrez is over grown cock sucking whale
by Hippopunch September 25, 2010
Wow, where do I start with I've been through a lot with her and she's been one of the closest people in my life I'm so happy she's in it.
I love Kasey Ford
by UZIWORLD May 02, 2019
When a woman shoves a guitar up a mans ass and moans in harmony of Justin bieber song baby baby baby ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shrek stared at donkeys brown orbs glistening in the light “Let’s do a dirty Kasey DONKEYY” Donkey moaned in agreement as shrek shoved the instrument up donkey’s dump truck ass.
by Dirty boi September 02, 2021